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I think I’ve left the world behind

My writer's retreat - the old Portugese colonial governor's mansion perched on a solitary hilltop in Maubisse.

My writer’s retreat – the old Portuguese colonial governor’s mansion perched on a solitary hilltop in Maubisse.

Come to East Timor if you want to be a writer. There is no internet, no distractions and not a taxi in sight on the streets after 9 pm (this only applies to Dili – vehicles, like the ‘malay‘ (foreigner), are a rare sight outside of the nation’s capital). Woe on those who are planning to stay out after 9. And double woe on those who, like me, like to have a cup of coffee after dinner. A long night with your own thoughts to keep you company awaits. Sometimes, there is no electricity and water as well (this also only applies to Dili – in the provinces, electricity and water is the exception rather than the norm).

That’s the push factor. The pull factor is that there are still plenty of stories – some magical. Those who don’t believe in god obviously have not travelled to the remote corners of the earth.

I talk of magical stories, partly because the above colonial mansion is also quite possibly haunted. I was the only guest in the otherworldy surrounds of a strangely well-preserved and carefully-dusted colonial governor’s residence, where everything seems to be untouched since the Portuguese governor of Maubisse, a coffee-growing hill station, packed up and went home to Lisbon. The dark wood creaks, the huge bay windows have to be wrestled shut to stop the howling of the wind.

this is what a night in an old colonial mansion looks like

this is what a night in an old colonial mansion looks like

In the evenings I dined alone in the dining hall (meals had to be requested in advance, and further more in advance if you’d like meat – chicken), before the wait staff head home for the day after dinner time, leaving me all alone. I feel like I am, unknowingly, placed by an author, an all-powerful God of my small world, in a murder mystery, a crime novel. I just hoped I would be the valiant detective instead of the decapitated victim.

Being the brave man that I am, I also decided to check all the drawers and armoires during the day, arming myself with the thought that ‘this has to be done sooner or later, and better sooner’, capitalising on the bright sunlight to vapourise any unholy abomination. Thankfully, there were none to be found, just some old hangers and some dust mounds (or are those dead vampires).

I guess I was lucky, because I later found out that it’s sister, the Pousada de Baucau, was an ex Indonesian torture centre during the occupation. It is now also a hotel targetting suckers like myself.

Memories of East Timor – Chapter 1: arriving

This is what I scribbled, in my journal, in East Timor. I was just there over most of November, taking a 2 week vacation off from work that made me yearn to get back to the office on the 3rd day of my trip – yes, it’s tough work travelling in East Timor. Hats off to them, East Timor tried its best to kill me – from the searing heat and my lack of sunblock (I soon grew watery blisters on my skin, travelling across the country on angguna, open top trucks), to a dodgy boat trying to cross the Pacific on a 2-stroke engine, to even a ghost at an old Portuguese colonial manor, and one more spirit that my guide saw on Mt Ramelau, just to make sure. And it all didn’t come cheap too – in Dili, expect to pay 50 USD and up for the privilege of staying in a shipping container that is almost as luxurious as most ‘hotels’ go in East Timor.

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Chapter 1: Arriving

Exit tax from Bali Ngurah Rai Airport: 150,000 Rupiah (15 USD). Fuck. I get scammed again in Bali.

East Timor. NO FUCKING TOURISTS. That’s my new tourism slogan for them, to get suckers like me who thrive on pain to visit and spend a lot for very little ($50 and up for a plywood cabin, or, if you’re lucky, a disused shipping container).

The search for a room is perhaps my strongest experience of being a ‘backpacker’, or ‘independent traveller’. Either way, both translate to ‘penniless bum’. Fresh off the boat with all your worldly possesions on your back, with no cheap place to stay yet. That practically defines the travelling experience for me.

Truth be told, it’s not fun – it’s hot, heavy, and sweaty sniffing around for a cheap place that you can afford. Occasionally, there are ferocious beasts to deal with as well, as in Eastern Europe when I was almost mauled by a fucking Doberman just opening a gate. It sprinted right around the corner and straight at my jugular.

The ride into town in a battered yellow taxi, albeit an overcharged one, was a joy though – windows rolled down (to stinge on the air-con when petrol is at USD1.40 per litre, as they keep reminding me), and the sights and smells of the waterfront rolled in, changing as we pass by the port, then the embassy district, and then downtown… a city that smells like salty sea breeze can never be a bad place, I decided. (This idea was severely tested during the rest of my stay here).

And it’s also a small town when ‘Tiger Fuel’ is the landmark that every taxi driver, even if they have just arrived in Dili from the provinces, knows. (My luck that I had to deal with a lot of these guys who suddenly feel the need to ask me for directions, after confidently taking off into downtown)

It’s very handy when I live just right next to it, at East Timor Backpackers – the cheapest beds in town (20 USD).

Tiger Fuel also happens to be the only place in town where you can get ‘proper, unadulterated’ fuel. No joking.